Out 4 lunch

It’d be better if you didn’t
talk to me right now,
I’m not myself.
I’m currently walking
on deserted beaches
in unknown countries.
Naked.
Eating chocolate fudge ice-cream,
drinking tequila,
I’m singing in tune
and feeling horny.
I’m floating in warm waters
and chatting with elephants.
I’m completely out of control-
writing madwoman poetry,
listening to all my favorite songs
at once.
I’m perfect,
I’m laughing.
Come back later.